Friday, March 16, 2012

Pink Circle of DOOM

So I'm planning on doing a post tomorrow for the St. Pattys celebrations, but since it is Friday, and official post day, I plan to entertain you with a short illustrated story of the non-fictional nature.

A week ago, a pink spray painted circle appeared at the end of our driveway.

It looks like this.


At first I was just like, "Hmm. I wonder where that came from?"



Then I looked up and down the street, and noticed that we were the only driveway that had one.


Well at first I felt pretty special, like, "Yea other driveways, mine is way cooler!"

But Then I started to really think about it. And I started to get a little worried. I've been watching "Supernatural", a pretty awesome TV show, and now I'm pretty sure demons and monsters are everywhere, and it takes all of me not to salt line my windows and doors before I go to bed. So I started thinking the pink circle was some type of way to mark my house for a future apocalyptic event. That pink circle was basically screaming, "Hey demon buddies, all you can eat buffet here!"It would make sense since the Jehovah's Witness people just dropped off a "What is the Apocalypse?" pamphlet...

So I made Eddie drive up and down the street looking for other certain death marks.

Long story short- He didn't find any. So now I was stuck with a mark of death at the foot of my driveway, and no way to stop the impending apocalypse. So I tried to scrub it.




That didn't work. So I had to come up with a brilliant plan.


So I got to work.


After I was done that pink circle looked like this:

Demons hate daisies. It's a fact. I googled it. So now my family is safe, demon free, and we have some lovely street art to gaze at on quiet summer days.













2 comments:

  1. Ha Ha now I know what to do with our yellow circle hahaha...oh my, how creative!!!

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  2. This seriously made me laugh so hard I cried LOL!

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